Posts Tagged ‘commercial

23
Oct
08

Made in America

Apparently, people didn’t listen to Bob Hope. So many years of buying shoddy merchandise from China and other countries has decimated our manufacturing base in the United States. Our economic situation would be much stronger today if we hadn’t destroyed our own workforce.

This television commercial dates to 1986.

23
Oct
08

Huxtable the Huckster

Here is a cloyingly annoying television commercial for Jello Pudding, with Bill Cosby shilling unhealthy chemical-ridden slop to unsuspecting children. Yes, I realize we all ate this stuff as children, but as adults, I hope we protect our kids from this tripe. 1982

16
Oct
08

The new fall fashions are here

Tragic! Fall of 1982, Saks Fifth Avenue  shows how mid-range they can be in this television commercial with a ridiculous jingle and images of East Coast prepster clothing. Saks, we expect greater of you.

15
Oct
08

I go, Yugo, we all go to hell in a Yugo

So the Yugo television commercial from 1986 claims the Volkswagen Beetle is “homely”. If only we could compare the Yugo to the Beetle. Of course, while vintage Beetles are plentiful, finding a Yugo outside a junkyard is like finding a unicorn.

14
Oct
08

little girls with big hair

1985 television commercial for Barbie in her pink Corvette, just like the one Angelyne drives. Whose hair is bigger? Barbies’, or the little girls?

11
Oct
08

creepy mother daughter moment

Do you douche? Why, yes I do. Let’s talk inappropriately about things you would never want to know about your mother while we walk along a beach as a camera crew records us to be broadcast to millions of viewers.

Racy stuff for the 1980s

11
Oct
08

Members Only – all others ignore this post

Shhh…it’s a secret, membership-only club. In 1982 Anthony Geary foolishly televised the secret club jackets, which were inexplicably popular for a few years, only to go into hiding for twenty years. The only person wearing them during the period of dormancy was Rosario, Karen Walker’s maid on Will and Grace. Because Rosario looked so spectacular in the club jacket, Memebers Only reissued and updated the jackets in 2007, now selling new ones for very high prices.

I was a member of Members Only during the 1980s, polished cotton in an ugly tan color. 

10
Oct
08

Here’s your new car!

52 mpg and only $5695 – amazing! I’m going out to buy a Renault. So, if this could be done in 1983 (25 years ago), why are the automakers today making such wasteful, expensive cars?

The brand-new, European-born Renault Alliance from 1983

09
Oct
08

Wendy’s goes Soviet

Wendy’s produces its very own fashion show in this legendary 1980s television commercial.

07
Oct
08

Donkey Kong television commercial

Brilliant! Who could have predicted the technology advances that led to me writing this blog, where information can be instantaneously uploaded and viewed by hundreds of millions of people all over the world, less than one minute from now?

And the origins are shown here in this television commercial for Donkey Kong, which now seems rudimentary and archaic. Brilliant!